My friend Nicky pointed out this gem to me, as found in yesterday's Age, Epicure section:
On Christmas Lunch with my Mother-In-Law
Today’s Menu
Plaintive Russian eggs shivering under depressed salmon slices
Darkly brooding cabbage salad
Cold gutted fish garnished with piquant complaints
Dry-tortured cool turkey roast spiced with dejection and futility
Despondent veal rolls stuffed with apathetic carrots and gloom-pickled cucumbers
in a lumpy ill tempered gravy
Inconsolably weeping pumpkin wrinkles and
Twice-overdried stony-hearted potatoes
Resentful cheesecake in a mango morass of despair
Bleak coffee
Author: milonguera
1 comment:
Its disturbing, but brilliant!
Do you think the resentful cheesecake is low calorie? I'll have two pieces thanks!
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